I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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