Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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