don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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