U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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