How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he laminated a picture of his dick.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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