vagina is talking i cant
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i drank out of a bidet.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
