he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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