ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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