Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
and she was petting her beer can
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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