Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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