Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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