Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
