The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Vodka?
Forever.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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