his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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