I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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