She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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