So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
