): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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