dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
