A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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