I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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