the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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