We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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