He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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