you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
