I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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