i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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