Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
two words: eviction party
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
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