sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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