When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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