Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
