just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I currently don't understand fingers.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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