what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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