69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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