I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I cut my penus on the lid.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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