have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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