Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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