if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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