I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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