hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Randomize
