He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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