i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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