no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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