so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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