ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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