I wish you could order shots online.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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