who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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