it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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