How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Randomize
