Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
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