They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
my being single is dangerous.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
