Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I FOUND THE LEGS
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
